Stupid New Years

by Matt Taylor on December 28, 2011 at 12:29 am
Posted In: New Years

Alright. I’m not even going to pretend anymore. I’m hereby stating it for the record: I really hate New Years. It is a stupid, stupid holiday and I think it’s the absolute epitome of lame causes for celebration. There are so many better days worth celebrating! Like…Leap Year Day, National Snowman Burning Day, Useless Fruit Smashing Day, or Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. These are all SO much cooler than New Years Day. A new year. A new number. All of us are older. Whoop-dee-doo.

 

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