I’m not that old… I’m not that old… I’m not that old… Last summer I was teaching a Photoshop/Digital Arts class in one of the local schools when I got particularly excited about the subject and exclaimed that the topic of what we were discussing was “rad.” The class started blankly at me for a [...]
So party planning is totally hard work. I know this. -ahem- From experience. From that time I threw a party… Yeah… There’s so much to do and so much to prepare. Who do you invite? Do you invite your work friends in with your school friends? Do you dare mix your social circles together? With [...]
I swear I was cool once. Honest. I wouldn’t lie about something like that. I really was cool once. I’m not exactly sure what caused my eventual decline from “Joe Cool” to “Joe Shmoe,” but somewhere along the line I seem to have dropped a few levels on the veritable guitar amp of coolness. Maybe [...]
I was not cool this year. I did not attend any wild and crazy Halloween parties on account of my work schedule. I did not don one of my many reusable Halloween costumes (Giants baseball player, Indiana Jones) and venture out into the night of All Hallow’s Eve. But it’s all good. I did carve some insanely [...]
Ahh, New Years. An excuse for me to stay up late and kiss women. As if I needed an excuse to stay up late and kiss women. Now I just need to find some women who find cartoonists terribly alluring. And then once I do, all that sweet New Years kissin’ will be all mine. [...]
You know you had a good Halloween party when you’re just getting in at 4:45am. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!
I know there’s plenty of Halloween parties that are starting up this weekend. (And baseball parties too!!) Have fun, be safe, and wear lots of black and orange!
I totally bought a watermelon to carve instead of a pumpkin this year. I’m very excited about it. I haven’t carved it yet, but I’ve been looking forward to it all week. Not only is it going to be awesome, but I’m going to have delicious watermelon to eat afterwards. Win-Win.
Halloween. Haunted houses. Costumes. Candy. Um…trick or treating… I’m sorry. I should be writing about something Halloween related, but the truth is I can’t focus at all because the Giants are in the WORLD SERIES!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
I used to work in an after school program at an elementary school and every year we would create a “haunted house” at our site. We also put a lot of hard work and effort into it. But I’d be lying if I said we weren’t also trying to scare the snot out of everyone [...]