Self control is important. We all need to have self control. Take your job for example. There you are, sitting at your super enticing desk, with your super enticing paperwork piling up around you. That paperwork can be oh so enticing. I know you’re just DYING to jump right in with reckless abandon and get [...]
Throughout all ages, beautiful women have had the power to cause men to become helpless and stupefied. They literally remove thoughts and words from our mouth and leave us with nothing but the most clueless expressions. I know this from personal experience. Once upon a time, in a far away land called junior high school, there was [...]
I have a self-imposed PG rating over here at Raccoon Toons. I try to keep things pretty light and user friendly to anyone who might be visiting the site. You will never find swearing for example, in one of my comic strips or cartoons. Nor will you find any form of substance abuse, nudity, or [...]
Oh ridiculously hot girl… You prance about without a care in the world, cognizant of only what’s in your little hot girl bubble. You get whatever you want, whenever you want it, and you get it with a smile. You’re never alone. You never have to pay. You seldom have to make an effort at much [...]
I highlighted my own hair once. Actually I bleached it. Literally. I was in Jr. High school and it was just becoming “cool” to bleach one’s hair. Frankly, I always knew it was a bad look. But I thought it might be cool to add some highlights, so I decided I’d add a streak or [...]
I think we all know one or two of these girls. The exceptionally beautiful. The ridiculously gorgeous eye candy. The complete bombshell. And wherever these women are, there are boys. Drooling. Salivating. Tripping over each other as they struggle to stand out from the others. Making complete and utter [donkeys] of themselves vying for the attention of [...]
Pretty girls. They get stuff done. They make things happen. Ask a normal person like you or I to accomplish some seemingly insurmountable task and we’ll sit here and lose our minds in the anxiety of never being able to achieve it. Ask a pretty girl to do the same and she’ll smile and bat her [...]
One of my biggest annoyances in life are people who can’t keep their commitments. The unexplained no-show, more commonly known as “the flake.” They waste our time. We sit and wonder whether or not they will actually for just once in their life make good on the pre-arranged plan. But they never do. And we end [...]
Once upon a time I threw a party. I decided I needed to be more social and so I decided to throw a party. I bought a bunch of food and sent out lots of emails and text messages. At first I was a little worried. I was mixing so many of my different social [...]
So what exactly IS cool?? And who or what dictates these things? Is there a committee that sits around a large table and one day decides to vote on making Justin Bieber and the Kardashians cool?? And if so, how did these people ever obtain such a lofty position of power? More importantly, how can [...]