Someday I will make a movie. It will be glorious. I’ve even finished the first draft of my screenplay. So all I really need is the one-hundred thousand or so dollars to produce it. Sounds totally doable. Let’s just check the old bank account here… Oh. Well crap. Hmm. Ok so we won’t be starting [...]
Movies today with their big budgets and fancy effects really don’t come close to movies of the past. The other day as I was eating dinner, I was flipping through channels on the TV and discovered that the 1938 rendition of Robin Hood was airing. I ended up watching almost the whole thing. You see [...]
This is a conversation I have had far too often. These people. Just pay attention. For the love of Pete, just PAY ATTENTION. Maybe if you pay attention, you’ll know why the protagonist is going to that place. If you listen,you’ll comprehend what his motives are for saying that pelicans aren’t to be left alone [...]
Our favorite baseball team is back in town tonight! Here’s a little commercial I made to celebrate the new season. Enjoy!
I think all those villains in those movies are given a bad wrap. I mean honestly. Take a good look at them. Open your mind. These guys are brilliant. Sheer geniuses. They always have these crazy elaborate creative schemes to take over the world, and you got to hand it to them– the creative minds that [...]
I’ve complained about this before. Hollywood is out of ideas. And I’m not just talking about Avatar although that is a pretty blatant rip-off from movies that came before. Actually, you know what? I’m just going to come out and say it. I AM just talking about Avatar. I mean really. You all went ga-ga [...]
It’s your fault. That’s right. It’s your fault we’re in this mess. Don’t go around blaming the older generation. This falls squarely on you. You are to blame. Rotten teenagers. It’s your fault we don’t have good movies anymore. And you know why?? Because your attention spans are the length of a gnat. A GNAT I SAY! [...]
The latest Press Conference is up! If you have a question you’d like to ask one of the members of Raccoon Toons, send it in! You can write your question, or you can even record your question and sent it to us in an email! If the quality is usable and it’s clean, we’ll use it! Also, today [...]
