Posts Tagged ‘food’
Green Eggs And Ham
by Matt Taylor on March 17, 2015 at 12:29 amCandy! Candy! Let’s buy candy!! And by “let’s” I really mean, “you.” And by “buy” I really mean “send me.” Ready go.
This one is dedicated to all you craft loving, scrap booking, Pinterest obsessed, women out there. As men we really don’t appreciate the time and effort that goes into these artsy little projects of yours. We aren’t up to date with the various Martha Stewart-isms. We don’t understand the importance of mastering the various arts [...]
I Sense Pie
by Matt Taylor on November 14, 2012 at 12:29 amIt’s almost Thanksgiving. And you know what that means. No, I’m not talking about seeing family. Forget them. I’m talking about seeing pie. Glorious, delicious, wonderous, pie. Pies of all kinds. Pumpkin. Apple. Lemon Meringue. Fat pies. Skinny pies. Pies who climb on rocks. THIS is what Thanksgiving is about people. Don’t let anyone fool [...]
It has been well documented that girls only like guys with skills. So it should come as no surprise then, that women prefer a man who can actually take care of himself in some capacity. I suspect this means a steady job or income, the skill of dressing oneself, and the ability to not run [...]
Toasty Bread
by Matt Taylor on September 12, 2012 at 12:29 amSometimes I can’t help but think about random things. The great questions of our day. Why DOES toast taste different than normal bread? Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? Why don’t we eat yellow snow? The answers to such great and mysterious questions [...]
What time is it? It’s waffle time! Oh how I love those sweet, sweet, toaster waffles. I am being completely serious when I say that from the year 1993 to the year 2003, I ate two Eggo waffles for breakfast every morning. Just to be clear, I literally mean EVERY. MORNING. One would think that [...]
I’ve been out of town and I’ve been eating like crud. You know you have a problem when the drive thru guys start to recognize your car and have your order ready before you even open your mouth…