Halloween. Haunted houses. Costumes. Candy. Um…trick or treating… I’m sorry. I should be writing about something Halloween related, but the truth is I can’t focus at all because the Giants are in the WORLD SERIES!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Nothing Motivates Like Crying Children
by Matt Taylor on October 26, 2010 at 12:29 amI used to work in an after school program at an elementary school and every year we would create a “haunted house” at our site. We also put a lot of hard work and effort into it. But I’d be lying if I said we weren’t also trying to scare the snot out of everyone [...]
Is it just me, or is Halloween becoming less of a holiday for the kids, and more of a holiday for scantily clad sorority girls? I’m not going to turn this into a rant about current trends in women’s costumes. But I will say this: Underwear ≠ Costume. I mean seriously. I’m as attracted to beautiful women [...]
Do women actually do this? Do they keep guys around to make other guys jealous? I don’t really know. Someone please enlighten me.
I judge a person’s intelligence based on their grammar and punctuation. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and you use them incorrectly, then chances are I’m going to assume that you just aren’t all that bright. Don’t take it personally. You’re still a good person. You still have many redeeming qualities. [...]
One night several years ago, I went to a hockey game with some friends of mine. While we were there, a blond that knew my friend sat down to visit with us. She had long blond hair and a big set of eyes that kept staring at me as I talked. At first I thought [...]
You’re Not Getting Any Younger
by Matt Taylor on October 20, 2010 at 12:29 amA friend of mine once tried to push me to date a girl that I wasn’t really excited about. She insisted that my feelings for this girl might develop over time if I would just “give her a chance.” So I tried. I rationalized. I told myself I wasn’t dating anyone else, so it would [...]
I don’t usually do comic strips like this. While it’s true that my comic strips are often inspired by real life observations, I seldom if ever write ones that are in any way deeply personal. Unless of course you count baseball or Transformers, in which case I write them all the time. Although, I’m guessing [...]
I admit it. I judge books by their covers. Not only that, but I’ve gotten pretty good at it too. I try to be fair. I try to keep my judgments to myself. And I try to give people the opportunity to change my mind and prove my assessments false. Often I find however, that my snap-judgments are [...]
Hey that’s great. That’s really interesting. I’m so glad to hear that. Listen, I gotta go finish up my workout and get out of here. I need to drink a protein shake before it gets too late. And there’s a ballgame on.