I love Disneyland. I really do. I love the atmosphere and the energy, the traditions and the memories. I never seem to get tired of it. Over the years I’ve become a bit of an expert at the park, knowing how to maneuver in and out of congested foot traffic, and hitting all the best rides at [...]
Could I ever live in LA? There is a growing number of people who are plotting my relocation to the Los Angeles area. They think I would enjoy living and working there. I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, there are a lot of creative opportunities down there, and I DID study film in [...]
Not long ago, I was visiting Los Angeles. While there we went to an art showing at a relative’s. I really wanted to fit into this Hollywood scene as best I could, so I put on my most expensive jeans, one of my classiest wide collared shirts, and tried to furrow my brow a lot. [...]
I know I’m not really dying. Not really. But I’m not going to be 29 much longer. And 29 is significant to me. For me, 29 is really really lucky. Kind of like the lucky underwear that you wear during the playoffs. Yeah, that’s right. I know about your lucky underwear. So I’m a little saddened this [...]
Planning is a critical part of any vacation. Without it, you could end up in a big city with nothing to do but go to the Justin Bieber concert. I’m not speaking from experience, that’s just one of the worst possible outcomes I could come up with.
Every year when my birthday rolls around, I forget. Honestly. I forget my own birthday. It isn’t that I don’t like birthdays. It’s just that at this point my life isn’t quite where I want it to be. There are still a lot of things that I have yet to accomplish. So when my birthday [...]
Ahh, New Years. An excuse for me to stay up late and kiss women. As if I needed an excuse to stay up late and kiss women. Now I just need to find some women who find cartoonists terribly alluring. And then once I do, all that sweet New Years kissin’ will be all mine. [...]
There was a time when I took a lot of time and careful precision to wrap Christmas presents. And then one day it finally dawned on me that the paper was just going to be ripped to shreds in a few seconds of present opening madness. That’s when I stopped wrapping presents perfectly and opted [...]
I really need to get me some of this Mistletoe stuff. All you have to do is stand under it and you’re given a free pass to kissing! How sweet is that?!?! I’ve never really taken advantage of this holiday tradition. Where does one go to purchase this gloriously wondrous plant with magical properties? I’ve never seen [...]
