Hey readers and fans! Raccoon Toons has been entered into a comic strip contest over at thecartooniststudio.com. The contest is ongoing, and the winner receives a syndication deal to have their comic strips printed in newspapers across the country! There’s some great talent in the contest, and I’m not expecting to win, but I would like [...]
The best way is the sneaky way. Once upon a time, in a faraway distant land we like to call high school, I sat at a desk in an American History class. But this wasn’t just any desk, oh no. This wasn’t some crude plastic chair that was bolted to one square foot of particle [...]
I have always been a helpless romantic. In the 3rd grade, I had a crush on a girl in my class. Truth be told, I had liked her from the moment I first laid eyes on her in preschool 4 years earlier. You can sit there and tell me that a preschooler couldn’t possibly fall [...]
I’m not really in denial. I mean, I look in the mirror in the morning and I just don’t see a guy who is…um…near 30 years old. The guy in the mirror looks much younger. Not only that, but he looks like he deserves to have a fancy job with a high paying income and [...]
I do feel bad for those security agents sometimes. I mean, they’re not the ones making the rules. And I’m pretty sure they don’t really want to get all handsy with me anyway. At least…I don’t think so… The “Get-Yourself-in-a-Comic-Strip” contest is officially over! I want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who [...]
You know the feeling all too well. You’re patiently waiting in line at the airport. You’re caught in a sea of people. Being corralled like so much mindless cattle. You made all the proper preparations. You didn’t pack your broadsword in your carry on. You don’t have any “liquids of death” or “nail clippers of doom.” You [...]
I’m not going to repeat yesterday’s rant about the TSA’s security measures. But I will say that I’d probably complain about them a lot less if I got a pretty TSA agent to do my pat-down. Just sayin’. ……………………………… You still have a chance to be featured in an upcoming Raccoon Toons comic strip! The official [...]
I don’t like the TSA. Even before they started trying to get all pervy with everybody I didn’t like them. I didn’t like them when they asked me to take off my shoes. I didn’t like them when they made me pack my pocket knife. I didn’t like them when they freaked out about my shampoo bottle. I certainly [...]
Right now there are probably a whole bunch of people who found this comic strip because today’s title was “Naked Pictures.” You’re all a bunch of sickos, you know that?? Gosh. Go take your dirty ideas somewhere else. For the record, I am pretty opposed to those naked image scans and “advanced” pat downs at [...]
I may or may not be madly in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Alright fine. We both know I’m not fooling anyone. All those old T-Mobile pamphlets around my room are a dead giveaway. I am madly in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones. But seriously, can you blame me?? I mean, have you SEEN Entrapment?? Good grief! If all [...]