Happy Opening Day baseball fans!! May our season be filled with homeruns, daring plays, flirtations with 98mph, and a good strike-out-to-walk ratio. Also, MATT CAIN!!!
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We’re almost there people. Just a little more. Just one more week. We can do this. One more week and life begins anew. One more week and that beautiful and glorious game known as baseball season will begin it’s yearly rebirth, thus freeing us from the shackles of the cold and miserable winter. And we, [...]
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See this button below? Hit the button. Do it. You know you want to. If you hit the button, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Today’s topic: How to get out of a speeding ticket. First, I should probably disclose that I’ve gotten “a few” speeding tickets. I should also probably disclose that [...]
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Ok. First thing’s first. Before I write my entry this week all of you need to head on over to facebook-land and “like” our newly re-branded page. Even if you were already a fan before, chances are you were removed from the page during the re-branding, so you need to click that “like” button again [...]
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I still remember the first time I was caught speeding. I was driving through Nevada, at a somewhat impressive speed. (By the way, in case any of you were curious, my Saturn’s engine tops out at 103mph.) The police officer was pretty cool though. On the ticket he wrote that I was only going 5 [...]
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I’ve been out of town and I’ve been eating like crud. You know you have a problem when the drive thru guys start to recognize your car and have your order ready before you even open your mouth…
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I hate date planning. Dates used to be so simple: A dinner, some delicious milkshakes, maybe a movie. It’s so much more complicated now. Women expect so much more. They want to be taken somewhere new and exciting. Dinner and a movie just isn’t good enough anymore. I’m constantly worrying about how to keep a [...]
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A very happy Singles Awareness Day to all of my single readers. I feel your pain. Hang in there. ~Matt
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Another 29 Things You Didn’t Know About Raccoon Toons
on February 8, 2012 at 12:29 amPosted In: Random Two Thousand Twelvesies
I am not in town. And in case you missed it, I updated 5 days a week last month. That was pretty flippin’ awesome of me. I’m not in town this week to do a comic strip, so you get this: an informative list of things that maybe you didn’t know about Raccoon Toons. [...]
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I have a car. It’s a wonderful little car, and I like it. It’s also old. And kind of falling apart. And kind of held together by duct tape… I inherited my little gold sedan from my father who drove it to and from work everyday. It’s been a good car over the years, despite [...]
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