We spend a lot of time talking about and comparing ourselves to others. The people on the movie screen or in the magazines look so much better than we ever could hope to look. But here’s the thing: You see, those people have literally hundreds of people whose JOB it is to make them look [...]
Sometimes I wish life was a movie. Think about it. I could get my copy of the screenplay and play my part accordingly. It would make acting the part of my character so much easier. I wouldn’t have to fear social situations or have any anxieties in life because I’m acting. It’s easy to be the [...]
Makeup! I should write something here about makeup. … I got nothing. Sorry. I’ll do better next week.
I’m on vacation this week, but here is some awesome guest art brought to you by Eddie Guo from YK Pao school in Shanghai China. Eddie loves Raccoon Toons, and is a really talented artist. Thanks for the picture Eddie! I’ll be back from vacation next week! ~Matt
Sharing is caring! If you like Raccoon Toons, and you want to help it move forward and be successful, consider sharing it with your friends! Just think of how much they will love you forever for introducing them to a wonderful world of cartoon raccoons?! You’ll become BFFs. They will praise your name forever. All [...]
I think location is important. But mostly I believe it’s not where you are, but who you’re with that really makes the difference.
I think our standards for entertainment are plummeting further and further. We can do better people! Let’s raise the bar. We’re not in the 7th grade anymore. Well I mean…I’m not in the 7th grade anymore. I suppose it’s entirely possible that someone reading this might be… You might be in the 7th grade for [...]
How to become a famous Hollywood celebrity (listed in order of critical importance): 1. Be really, really, really ridiculously good looking. 2. Learn to act. Y’know. If you can. No big thing though. Clearly you can do without that part.
