I was actually a waiter once. I worked at a popular grilling establishment which I frequented as a youth. It was one of those jobs that I’m grateful I did, but which I will never do again. As so many servers can attest, you have a lot of interesting experiences when you work in a restaurant. [...]
There’s nothing worse than another guy stealing your girl. If there’s one thing that television and movies have taught us, it’s that everyone hates that guy. Everyone. It’s happened to me. Obviously the girl couldn’t have been in her right mind (obviously…), but it has happened to me nonetheless. At the time, I was young [...]
My apologies for not having a comic strip last week. I was in NY, being awesome. I love how Michael in this comic strip is using a grappling hook. I have always wanted to use a grappling hook. They are like the epitome of awesomeness. All the coolest people use ropes and grappling hooks. Just [...]
I would make an incredible spy. Seriously. I still don’t understand why the CIA hasn’t tried to recruit me. I’m sneaky! I’m stealthy! I look good in black! Obviously I have all the skills needed to become a globe-trotting master spy. It’s only a matter of time before you see me in a classy casino [...]
‘Fess up. You’re all a bunch of stalkers. You know it, and I know it. You’re not fooling anybody. You’re sitting there at your little desk, clicking around on all those social networking sites. You’re smiling to yourself because that popular girl from your youth is totally overweight now. Or maybe your ex looks like [...]
The best way is the sneaky way. Once upon a time, in a faraway distant land we like to call high school, I sat at a desk in an American History class. But this wasn’t just any desk, oh no. This wasn’t some crude plastic chair that was bolted to one square foot of particle [...]
I have always been a helpless romantic. In the 3rd grade, I had a crush on a girl in my class. Truth be told, I had liked her from the moment I first laid eyes on her in preschool 4 years earlier. You can sit there and tell me that a preschooler couldn’t possibly fall [...]
I dislike passive aggressivism. Aggressivism? Is that even a word? Um…passive aggressiveness? My spell checker seems to like that one better. Regardless, however you spell it, I am not a fan. Now, I will admit I’ve done my fair share of “mind games” in relationships. I’ve tried many times to master the game of chess [...]
