-Scroll down to see the super awesome collection of Raccoon Toons Valentine’s Day Cards!- I think as human beings, we all need a little romance in our lives from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a lot. Simple things will suffice. I’ve decided that there is simply no substitute for that rush of [...]
Sometimes you have no idea how a date is going to turn out. After many years of dating, I have discovered that people still surprise you even when you think you have everything all figured out. This could be good or bad. I remember for example, taking a girl to dinner and discovering that she [...]
I was once told that women like spontaneity. Only I don’t think that’s actually true. Sure, all you girls would just love it if some guy with great hair who you’d secretly been stalking on the internet walked up to you and said in his deep and masculine voice “hey, this is so sudden and [...]
I’ve written at length on the topic of date planning in the past, so I won’t rehash my views concerning the matter. Instead, I will take this opportunity to discourse on something that is really important: Um…ok I got nothing. I’m sorry. I woke up early for a job this morning and no matter how [...]
Freeloader. Slacker. Mooch. Sponge. Locust. Bottom feeder. Bum. We all know one of these people. The guy who never brings anything to the table. The guy in the group who expects you to do all the work and then share in the credit. The guy who is always short a couple bucks. The guy who [...]
It has been well documented that girls only like guys with skills. So it should come as no surprise then, that women prefer a man who can actually take care of himself in some capacity. I suspect this means a steady job or income, the skill of dressing oneself, and the ability to not run [...]
I have decided there is something in a woman’s DNA that causes in her, an inexplicable and uncontrollable urge to play mind games with unsuspecting members of the opposite sex. Something in her genetic makeup causes this behavior, I’m sure of it. Last weekend I attended a large social event of hundreds of people. Due [...]
Guys, we’ve been lied to. Turns out, not everything we see in the movies actually works in real life. I know, crazy right? But it’s the cold hard truth. We’ve endured countless chick flicks to make our dates happy, and all of them tell pretty much the same story. 2 guys. 1 girl. Guys fight [...]
Encounters. There’s an interesting word. I’m not talking about those close ones from the 3rd kind. I’m talking about those dreadfully unpleasant ones. The ones you take all precautions to avoid. Those terribly uncomfortable and awkward ones. I think we’ve all probably got people in life that we’d love nothing more than to NEVER SEE [...]
The above comic strip is full of clever subtext. If you don’t get it, you probably need to go back and read the last several comic strips. You can start at the beginning of this storyline by clicking here. I don’t go out to dinner very often. In fact, I try to avoid it most of [...]