Archive for ‘Baseball’
You may think that you have no control over the outcome of a game while you sit at home on your couch watching the broadcast on TV, but you’d be WRONG. So very wrong. Real sports fans know that there are all kinds of little superstitions that can make or break the game. For example: I [...]
HAPPY OPENING DAY!! May your batters throttle baseballs with great majesty, your pitchers’ sliders eternally catch the corner of the plate, and your managers lead with sage wisdom for the ages. Unless of course you’re a Dodgers fan. In which case you don’t deserve any of those things. Happy Opening Day!!!!!!!
We’re so close people. The sun is getting warmer. The smell of freshly cut grass is in the air. The students are getting anxious for the end of school. The countdown has begun. Baseball is coming. Life begins again.
I am a fantasy champion. Other fantasy managers quake in my online presence. They study my strategies and methods, hoping to match my success. But no one can compete with my vast knowledge and competitive drive to win. I’ve won 5 championships. My trophy case is well stocked. My winning percentage is ridiculous. My teams have all [...]