I’ve always looked forward to one day having children of my own. I’ve spent many indulgent moments envisioning a dozen-or-so little Taylor children running around doing the types of things that a dozen-or-so Taylor children would do. They’ll probably be really good kids, I’ve told myself. I’m sure they’ll be highly creative and exceptional thinkers. [...]
Raccoons DO have masks. But it doesn’t define them. Don’t judge a raccoon just because of their mask. Or because of their mischievous nature. Or because they knock over your garbage cans. Or because they steal your food. Clearly they are just misunderstood creatures.
Not too long ago I was starting a job where someone had been a parent involved in my high school when I was a teenager. Concerned that my high school antics might still foster up some remembrances I tried to downplay the connection. The conversation went something like this: “I had a son your age [...]
I expertly avoided jury duty this last week. I was very fortunate. I had a great number. We’ll see if I’m so lucky next time…
For April Fool’s I went and found the first ever landing page for website and put it up again saying we’d done a website redesign. Ha. So clever. I kill me. The site looked so very different over 12 years ago. A lot has changed.
We really must do something about this whole time changing business. No one wants to change times. No one wants to move clocks ahead or backward. It’s a devious ploy to mess with your sleep. They just want to suck an hour of your life away like a cheap vacuum. It’s not cool man. Not [...]
Every year I have a huge inner battle between my love of movies and my hatred of pretentious Hollywood. I call this conflict: “The Oscars”.
