It’s almost Thanksgiving. And you know what that means. No, I’m not talking about seeing family. Forget them. I’m talking about seeing pie. Glorious, delicious, wonderous, pie. Pies of all kinds. Pumpkin. Apple. Lemon Meringue. Fat pies. Skinny pies. Pies who climb on rocks. THIS is what Thanksgiving is about people. Don’t let anyone fool [...]
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Election Day
by Matt Taylor on November 6, 2012 at 12:29 amIt’s Election Day!!! So I put this week’s comic strip up a day early. I figured you could all use a little extra laughter today. Because the way I figure it, about half of you are going to be depressed by the end of the day. But not me. Because I’m totally going to go [...]
Recently I bought a new universal remote control. It’s not just any remote control. It’s a beautiful wonderful device that will control all of my components where lesser remotes failed. It has learning capabilities, programmable buttons and Bluetooth technology. It is the master remote. The “one remote.” One remote to rule them all. Unfortunately, I do not always get control of [...]
Busy busy!! I have been SO busy!! I basically had no weekend. I worked longer on Friday and then did a video shoot on Saturday. Somehow I managed to babysit my niece and nephews on Sunday. And then this week I’ve been working a big job with a bunch of Mexican CEOs. Because I love that sweet [...]
Toasty Bread
by Matt Taylor on September 12, 2012 at 12:29 amSometimes I can’t help but think about random things. The great questions of our day. Why DOES toast taste different than normal bread? Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? Why don’t we eat yellow snow? The answers to such great and mysterious questions [...]
Nightmares
by Matt Taylor on September 5, 2012 at 12:29 amI have been having a lot of weird dreams lately. I suppose they could be the result of a creative mind trying to make sense of the troubled and uncertain future. But I think it’s more likely the result of drinking a large quart of chocolate milk right before bed. They do make for interesting [...]
So Much To Do
by Matt Taylor on August 29, 2012 at 12:29 amThere’s just so much to do! I have all these ingenious little creative projects I want to work on. But people keep wanting my money. What’s up with that?? And so to appease them, I give them my money. Except then I don’t have any money. And money buys food and milk. And I like [...]
Technical Support
by Matt Taylor on August 15, 2012 at 12:29 amYou ever notice how very helpful the people of tech support can be? They never fail to really nail the tough questions. Once I had a “specialist” tell me to look for a yellow cord coming from my computer. As if he had any idea what color my Ethernet cables were. That was about the time I [...]
Reusing Panels
by Matt Taylor on April 25, 2012 at 12:29 amCreating this one was a walk down memory lane. Now, I have a TOTALLY good reason for reusing panels this week. You see, there was this work thing…and then there was this other work thing…and then there was this baseball game, which was actually a doubleheader…and then…there was yet another work thing…well, you get the idea. [...]
What time is it? It’s waffle time! Oh how I love those sweet, sweet, toaster waffles. I am being completely serious when I say that from the year 1993 to the year 2003, I ate two Eggo waffles for breakfast every morning. Just to be clear, I literally mean EVERY. MORNING. One would think that [...]