I think we all know one or two of these girls. The exceptionally beautiful. The ridiculously gorgeous eye candy. The complete bombshell. And wherever these women are, there are boys. Drooling. Salivating. Tripping over each other as they struggle to stand out from the others. Making complete and utter [donkeys] of themselves vying for the attention of [...]
Pretty girls. They get stuff done. They make things happen. Ask a normal person like you or I to accomplish some seemingly insurmountable task and we’ll sit here and lose our minds in the anxiety of never being able to achieve it. Ask a pretty girl to do the same and she’ll smile and bat her [...]
One of my biggest annoyances in life are people who can’t keep their commitments. The unexplained no-show, more commonly known as “the flake.” They waste our time. We sit and wonder whether or not they will actually for just once in their life make good on the pre-arranged plan. But they never do. And we end [...]
Once upon a time I threw a party. I decided I needed to be more social and so I decided to throw a party. I bought a bunch of food and sent out lots of emails and text messages. At first I was a little worried. I was mixing so many of my different social [...]
So what exactly IS cool?? And who or what dictates these things? Is there a committee that sits around a large table and one day decides to vote on making Justin Bieber and the Kardashians cool?? And if so, how did these people ever obtain such a lofty position of power? More importantly, how can [...]
I’m not that old… I’m not that old… I’m not that old… Last summer I was teaching a Photoshop/Digital Arts class in one of the local schools when I got particularly excited about the subject and exclaimed that the topic of what we were discussing was “rad.” The class started blankly at me for a [...]
So party planning is totally hard work. I know this. -ahem- From experience. From that time I threw a party… Yeah… There’s so much to do and so much to prepare. Who do you invite? Do you invite your work friends in with your school friends? Do you dare mix your social circles together? With [...]
I swear I was cool once. Honest. I wouldn’t lie about something like that. I really was cool once. I’m not exactly sure what caused my eventual decline from “Joe Cool” to “Joe Shmoe,” but somewhere along the line I seem to have dropped a few levels on the veritable guitar amp of coolness. Maybe [...]
Ah, the new years resolution. That happy moment where we all collectively look at all of our failings and fool ourselves into believing that this year will be the year we get our acts together. THIS year will be different. THIS year I’ll get that fancy job. THIS year I’ll find true love. THIS year [...]