For the record, I have totally beat Super Mario Bros. in under 15 min, using only 1 life. Yup. I have witnesses. It might be one of my proudest accomplishments in life. And that’s really sad. Just a little late getting this one up today on account of a massive motherboard fail. Not cool.
Archive for ‘Cartoonities – 2010’
It’s A Hard Knock Life
by Matt Taylor on September 22, 2010 at 12:29 amI always think it’s funny when people argue about who’s life is worse. I mean really, when it’s all over, how do you tell who won??
Matt says: Well hello little miss cryptic. What’s up with you?? Girl says: cryptic? what does that mean exactly? Is that like a night owl? Matt says: cryptic?? you don’t know what cryptic means?? you’re a college graduate seriously? Girl says: is it like ghostly Matt says: wow wow i’m at a loss Girl says: [...]
I’m totally on vacation right now, but I went to a little extra trouble to upload this comic strip for you. That’s right, I care about you, the loyal visitors.
Try Throwing Garbage At It
by Matt Taylor on June 23, 2010 at 12:29 amI’m sure there are a lot of smart people trying to figure out a solution to the massive oil spill in the gulf. But some of the “solutions” attempted seemed…not very ingenious to me. I’d like to think that they seem that way to me because I have no experience dealing with oil spills or environmental issues. [...]
Taxes Taxes Beautiful Lovely Taxes!
by Matt Taylor on April 14, 2010 at 12:29 am“Taxes, taxes, beautiful lovely taxes! A-ha! A-ha!” Ok, so I’m not real big on taxes. I doubt few of us are. But my father was a CPA, so I have to be grateful that we live in a country that has such a confusing tax system, that people can make a career out of doing [...]
Sometimes I stress about decisions. I worry that one wrong decision will lead to a chain reaction that will cause my life to end up completely different than if I had made a different decision earlier on. And that’s the way life is. Because our decisions really do change the outcome of our lives. I [...]