We really must do something about this whole time changing business. No one wants to change times. No one wants to move clocks ahead or backward. It’s a devious ploy to mess with your sleep. They just want to suck an hour of your life away like a cheap vacuum. It’s not cool man. Not [...]
There’s just so much to do! I have all these ingenious little creative projects I want to work on. But people keep wanting my money. What’s up with that?? And so to appease them, I give them my money. Except then I don’t have any money. And money buys food and milk. And I like [...]
Once upon a time, I got a random text message from someone named Alex. Alex was inviting me to go out with him to the Garlic Festival. There was really only one problem with that: I didn’t know Alex, and he was somehow under the impression that my name was Sheila. Ok, that’s two problems. But you see [...]