This month Raccoon Toons is updating 4 days a week! We’re also holding our annual contest in which one lucky winner will be chosen at random to be drawn into a future Raccoon Toons comic strip! So, if YOU want a chance to be featured in an upcoming comic strip (and I know you do), [...]
I don’t get much mail anymore. Well, I guess I never did get much mail. But I get even less now. I’m sure we have the digital world to thank for that. Thanks digital world. Thanks a lot. Now my mailbox AND my email box are BOTH full of useless junk. I miss the days [...]
Caller ID. It’s changed the world. Everyone knows who you are. It’s just not fair. Gone are the days you can prank call those people that annoy you and ask them if their “refrigerator is running.” No more can you answer your sister’s private line in an Australian accent and pretend that the unwitting caller has somehow inadvertently dialed [...]
I was actually a waiter once. I worked at a popular grilling establishment which I frequented as a youth. It was one of those jobs that I’m grateful I did, but which I will never do again. As so many servers can attest, you have a lot of interesting experiences when you work in a restaurant. [...]
My apologies for not having a comic strip last week. I was in NY, being awesome. I love how Michael in this comic strip is using a grappling hook. I have always wanted to use a grappling hook. They are like the epitome of awesomeness. All the coolest people use ropes and grappling hooks. Just [...]
I would make an incredible spy. Seriously. I still don’t understand why the CIA hasn’t tried to recruit me. I’m sneaky! I’m stealthy! I look good in black! Obviously I have all the skills needed to become a globe-trotting master spy. It’s only a matter of time before you see me in a classy casino [...]
‘Fess up. You’re all a bunch of stalkers. You know it, and I know it. You’re not fooling anybody. You’re sitting there at your little desk, clicking around on all those social networking sites. You’re smiling to yourself because that popular girl from your youth is totally overweight now. Or maybe your ex looks like [...]
The best way is the sneaky way. Once upon a time, in a faraway distant land we like to call high school, I sat at a desk in an American History class. But this wasn’t just any desk, oh no. This wasn’t some crude plastic chair that was bolted to one square foot of particle [...]