Posts Tagged ‘sick’
Quarantine Part 2
by Matt Taylor on April 27, 2020 at 12:29 amQuarantine Part 1
by Matt Taylor on April 14, 2020 at 12:29 amIt’s flu season folks. Let’s stay healthy. For your general well being, I have prepared a handy list of instructions that will help you stay healthy this winter season. 1. Go to sleep. I’m not sure why, but every night around 12:00 am I kind of get tired. It’s so weird. It’s almost as if [...]
I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. Scoff at my clever strategy if you must, but everything is going according to plan. You see, the first step is to go about your daily business like nothing is wrong. Inside the germs get all confused. “Wait…what’s going on?? He should be coughing up a [...]
Don’t you just hate it when this happens?? You feel sick. Miserable. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing…and all that other stuff they talk about in the NyQuil commercials. But you’re much too tough to go to the doctor. Who wants to go waste a day at the doctor’s office anyway? You have to make an appointment. You’ll [...]