I expertly avoided jury duty this last week. I was very fortunate. I had a great number. We’ll see if I’m so lucky next time…
Posts Tagged ‘rent’
Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness
by Matt Taylor on May 8, 2013 at 12:29 amWe’ve all heard the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness.” I’m assuming that’s true. I wouldn’t know. I’d love to test it out though.
Freeloader. Slacker. Mooch. Sponge. Locust. Bottom feeder. Bum. We all know one of these people. The guy who never brings anything to the table. The guy in the group who expects you to do all the work and then share in the credit. The guy who is always short a couple bucks. The guy who [...]
I finished this comic strip one minute before my self-imposed deadline of 12:29am. But I have a good defense. I’ve been working. A lot. Lots of working. So much working. Look at me go, being all responsible and working so very much and so very hard. And even though I’m so very tired, I stayed [...]
Every week I sit here and do my little comic strip. I have a nice little schedule I keep. I typically create the comic strips on Mondays, and then write these snarky little blog posts on Tuesdays. Then they get posted every Wednesday at 12:29 am (y’know because you’ll do fine with twenty-nine). Some months [...]
Seriously. Apartments in the bay area are so ridiculously expensive. $1000 a month for a studio apt?! Sweet! That’s a total steal around here! It’s lame. I don’t like it. I think we should do it like they do on the island of Yap, where everyone is given a plot of land the moment they’re [...]