When I first started this website so many years ago I made a lot of comic strips complaining about college and the cost of higher education. Now, so many years later, I am still complaining about college and the cost of higher education. Some things never change…
Someday I will make a movie. It will be glorious. I’ve even finished the first draft of my screenplay. So all I really need is the one-hundred thousand or so dollars to produce it. Sounds totally doable. Let’s just check the old bank account here… Oh. Well crap. Hmm. Ok so we won’t be starting [...]
Movies today with their big budgets and fancy effects really don’t come close to movies of the past. The other day as I was eating dinner, I was flipping through channels on the TV and discovered that the 1938 rendition of Robin Hood was airing. I ended up watching almost the whole thing. You see [...]
Everyone wants my money. I don’t understand it. The rent people want my money. The gas people want my money. The insurance people want my money. The phone people want my money. The tax people want my money. Crap. That reminds me I owe my accountant money… See?!?! EVERYONE wants my money. I don’t understand [...]
We’ve all heard the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness.” I’m assuming that’s true. I wouldn’t know. I’d love to test it out though.
Freeloader. Slacker. Mooch. Sponge. Locust. Bottom feeder. Bum. We all know one of these people. The guy who never brings anything to the table. The guy in the group who expects you to do all the work and then share in the credit. The guy who is always short a couple bucks. The guy who [...]
There’s a reason why these gimmicky exercise devices air their infomercials and advertisements only during the late night hours of television. It’s because they know that if you’re up that late in front of the TV, chances are you aren’t all that healthy. And if you’re up so very late instead of being in your [...]
You know what? Your system IS dumb. I’m a little sick of it. I went to grade school. I went to Junior High and High School. I was told I NEEDED to go to college because you just can’t make a decent living without a college degree. So I went to college. And when I [...]
Every week I sit here and do my little comic strip. I have a nice little schedule I keep. I typically create the comic strips on Mondays, and then write these snarky little blog posts on Tuesdays. Then they get posted every Wednesday at 12:29 am (y’know because you’ll do fine with twenty-nine). Some months [...]
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