I’m not getting enough sleep. The late night jobs are fighting with my early morning jobs and the middle of the day with the jobs is getting so sleepy time sleepy and this sentence doesn’t make any sense and isn’t proper and stuff and I think I’m falling asleep at this computer right now thsdlmkflddl;sdkfld,……………….. [...]
Busy busy!! I have been SO busy!! I basically had no weekend. I worked longer on Friday and then did a video shoot on Saturday. Somehow I managed to babysit my niece and nephews on Sunday. And then this week I’ve been working a big job with a bunch of Mexican CEOs. Because I love that sweet [...]
Freeloader. Slacker. Mooch. Sponge. Locust. Bottom feeder. Bum. We all know one of these people. The guy who never brings anything to the table. The guy in the group who expects you to do all the work and then share in the credit. The guy who is always short a couple bucks. The guy who [...]
There’s just so much to do! I have all these ingenious little creative projects I want to work on. But people keep wanting my money. What’s up with that?? And so to appease them, I give them my money. Except then I don’t have any money. And money buys food and milk. And I like [...]
Sometimes I am impressed and intimidated by people I know who do amazing things. They wake up early and go out into the world and accomplish so much. They work hard at their jobs, they’re super successful, they work with hundreds of people or for incredible causes. They create amazing art or writing or film [...]
I’m late. I know. I’m sorry. But considering how much work I have on my plate right now you should be very happy you get a comic strip this week. You’re so lucky. So special. I must really care about you. Almost as much as my collection of Chili’s coasters. But nowhere near as much [...]
Have you ever had one of those jobs that punished you for being efficient? Have you ever worked in a place that stifled your passions and your skill? I have. Once upon a time I had a job (yes, I know that comes as a surprise to many of you). And I was pretty darn [...]
Alright. I’ve had it. You’ve had it. There’s one in every workplace. This needs to be addressed. What is up with these people?? Seriously. Some of them are always hot. Some of them are always cold. C’mon people, this isn’t Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You don’t get to dictate to the rest of us the thermostat. [...]
I think we’ve all had a “work crush” or two. I’ve certainly had my share. There was the classy blond with the dimples who used to come in to my work sometimes. I bet she had no idea I used to dress extra nice on the days she showed up. Or that her dimples had [...]
Oh silly office politics… I never understood this particular unspoken code of office etiquette. If you’re done with your work, then go home. GO HOME. Do it. Do it now. I don’t care who looks at you funny. I don’t care if your coworkers see you leaving early and decide to plot against you from this [...]