I was not cool this year. I did not attend any wild and crazy Halloween parties on account of my work schedule. I did not don one of my many reusable Halloween costumes (Giants baseball player, Indiana Jones) and venture out into the night of All Hallow’s Eve. But it’s all good. I did carve some insanely [...]
Have a happy and safe Halloween everyone! May your goblins be frightening and your candy be sugary! ~Matt
Ahh, New Years. An excuse for me to stay up late and kiss women. As if I needed an excuse to stay up late and kiss women. Now I just need to find some women who find cartoonists terribly alluring. And then once I do, all that sweet New Years kissin’ will be all mine. [...]
There was a time when I took a lot of time and careful precision to wrap Christmas presents. And then one day it finally dawned on me that the paper was just going to be ripped to shreds in a few seconds of present opening madness. That’s when I stopped wrapping presents perfectly and opted [...]
I really need to get me some of this Mistletoe stuff. All you have to do is stand under it and you’re given a free pass to kissing! How sweet is that?!?! I’ve never really taken advantage of this holiday tradition. Where does one go to purchase this gloriously wondrous plant with magical properties? I’ve never seen [...]
My brother and I are always very proud of the fact that we can do our Christmas shopping at lightning speeds. We succeed where others fail. What’s that you say? Christmas Eve? You haven’t even set foot in a store? It’s the last moment and the pressure is on? Not a problem. This is our specialty. [...]
Happy Thanksgiving! This year I am grateful for YOU! Thank you for visiting! Thank you for reading! And thank you for coming back! Watching my readership grow, and seeing people come back again and again has really meant a lot to me. At times it’s the thing that keeps me going. We all know that [...]
Pie might be my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Or maybe it’s the cranberry sauce. Or that new James Bond movies usually seem to come out in November. Perhaps it’s a hybrid of all of these wonderful, wonderful things. Regardless, this Thanksgiving I have much to be thankful for. Pie included. There will be another Thanksgiving [...]
You know you had a good Halloween party when you’re just getting in at 4:45am. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!
