Posts Tagged ‘goals’
And here we are. A new year upon us. Seems like only yesterday I was writing my new year’s post for 2013. Which reminds me, I think I made some resolutions last year. Oh shoot. We should probably go back and take a look at those. Alright. Let’s review last year’s goals and see how [...]
Ah, the new years resolution. That happy moment where we all collectively look at all of our failings and fool ourselves into believing that this year will be the year we get our acts together. THIS year will be different. THIS year I’ll get that fancy job. THIS year I’ll find true love. THIS year [...]
Ok, I broke the 4th wall. I’m sorry. But I had good reason. When I was a kid I read possibly every book there is to read about Walt Disney. Once in jr. high school, I even chose Walt Disney for my autobiography book report. The book, was in fact, not an autobiography, and I [...]
Nothing Motivates Like Crying Children
by Matt Taylor on October 26, 2010 at 12:29 amI used to work in an after school program at an elementary school and every year we would create a “haunted house” at our site. We also put a lot of hard work and effort into it. But I’d be lying if I said we weren’t also trying to scare the snot out of everyone [...]
I had this friend once, who called me up one day to tell me that she had a bunch of protein powder she didn’t want anymore. She wondered if I wanted it. Of course I wanted it I explained, but I wondered why she didn’t. “I don’t think it’s working for me,” she explained. “What [...]
For the record, I have totally beat Super Mario Bros. in under 15 min, using only 1 life. Yup. I have witnesses. It might be one of my proudest accomplishments in life. And that’s really sad. Just a little late getting this one up today on account of a massive motherboard fail. Not cool.
New Years 2009
by Matt Taylor on December 31, 2008 at 12:00 amSeriously. Apartments in the bay area are so ridiculously expensive. $1000 a month for a studio apt?! Sweet! That’s a total steal around here! It’s lame. I don’t like it. I think we should do it like they do on the island of Yap, where everyone is given a plot of land the moment they’re [...]