Throughout all ages, beautiful women have had the power to cause men to become helpless and stupefied. They literally remove thoughts and words from our mouth and leave us with nothing but the most clueless expressions. I know this from personal experience. Once upon a time, in a far away land called junior high school, there was [...]
I have a self-imposed PG rating over here at Raccoon Toons. I try to keep things pretty light and user friendly to anyone who might be visiting the site. You will never find swearing for example, in one of my comic strips or cartoons. Nor will you find any form of substance abuse, nudity, or [...]
Oh ridiculously hot girl… You prance about without a care in the world, cognizant of only what’s in your little hot girl bubble. You get whatever you want, whenever you want it, and you get it with a smile. You’re never alone. You never have to pay. You seldom have to make an effort at much [...]
I highlighted my own hair once. Actually I bleached it. Literally. I was in Jr. High school and it was just becoming “cool” to bleach one’s hair. Frankly, I always knew it was a bad look. But I thought it might be cool to add some highlights, so I decided I’d add a streak or [...]
I think we all know one or two of these girls. The exceptionally beautiful. The ridiculously gorgeous eye candy. The complete bombshell. And wherever these women are, there are boys. Drooling. Salivating. Tripping over each other as they struggle to stand out from the others. Making complete and utter [donkeys] of themselves vying for the attention of [...]
Pretty girls. They get stuff done. They make things happen. Ask a normal person like you or I to accomplish some seemingly insurmountable task and we’ll sit here and lose our minds in the anxiety of never being able to achieve it. Ask a pretty girl to do the same and she’ll smile and bat her [...]
I think we’ve all had a “work crush” or two. I’ve certainly had my share. There was the classy blond with the dimples who used to come in to my work sometimes. I bet she had no idea I used to dress extra nice on the days she showed up. Or that her dimples had [...]
I have decided there is something in a woman’s DNA that causes in her, an inexplicable and uncontrollable urge to play mind games with unsuspecting members of the opposite sex. Something in her genetic makeup causes this behavior, I’m sure of it. Last weekend I attended a large social event of hundreds of people. Due [...]
Is it just me, or is Halloween becoming less of a holiday for the kids, and more of a holiday for scantily clad sorority girls? I’m not going to turn this into a rant about current trends in women’s costumes. But I will say this: Underwear ≠ Costume. I mean seriously. I’m as attracted to beautiful women [...]
Do women actually do this? Do they keep guys around to make other guys jealous? I don’t really know. Someone please enlighten me.