I hate date planning. Dates used to be so simple: A dinner, some delicious milkshakes, maybe a movie. It’s so much more complicated now. Women expect so much more. They want to be taken somewhere new and exciting. Dinner and a movie just isn’t good enough anymore. I’m constantly worrying about how to keep a [...]
Lousy vegetables. Why is it that everything that is “good for you” tastes like complete and utter garbage? It’s crazy talk I say! Crazy talk! Next you’ll be telling me that skunk-juice and battery acid are “good for me.” Well they aren’t. Trust me. I have a theory. I think our bodies are smarter than [...]
As a veteran trick-or-treater, I have experienced much in the ways of Halloweeny candy collecting goodness. I have scouted the best candy collecting areas ahead of time. I have created routes and maps to promote efficiency in my trick-or-treating. And I have utilized pillow cases and rollerblades to maximize both speed and transitability (I think I just invented [...]
The above comic strip is full of clever subtext. If you don’t get it, you probably need to go back and read the last several comic strips. You can start at the beginning of this storyline by clicking here. I don’t go out to dinner very often. In fact, I try to avoid it most of [...]
Pie might be my favorite part of Thanksgiving. Or maybe it’s the cranberry sauce. Or that new James Bond movies usually seem to come out in November. Perhaps it’s a hybrid of all of these wonderful, wonderful things. Regardless, this Thanksgiving I have much to be thankful for. Pie included. There will be another Thanksgiving [...]
I had this friend once, who called me up one day to tell me that she had a bunch of protein powder she didn’t want anymore. She wondered if I wanted it. Of course I wanted it I explained, but I wondered why she didn’t. “I don’t think it’s working for me,” she explained. “What [...]
I’m actually starting a new storyline here. It’ll be interesting to see how this goes. It’s going to be a nice change from what I’ve done for the past little while. I haven’t done a structured storyline like this since I did “Cafeteria Escapades” waaaaaaaay back when. I’ve been working hard on wrapping up my [...]
Been busy lately. I’ve got enough in the pipeline now to keep me busy for the next few weeks, so that’s nice. Be sure to check regularly as new things are being added. You can always see the latest updates by going to the “main” page by clicking the “main” button on the Raccoon Toons [...]
23 – April – 2010 Update – The “Cast” section is up. Meet the characters! Michael likes garbage. He is a raccoon, after all… Beginning of a new story arc? Perhaps… There’s a lot of fun new additions coming to the site. The “Cast” section will be up very soon, sometime this week I should [...]
Ahhh…baseball season! There’s something magical about a new season of our nation’s favorite past time. Throughout the history of our country baseball has always been a constant. Scoff at me if you wish for my love affair with this game, but “Opening Day” of baseball season is perhaps the most anticipated day on my calendar. [...]