I judge a person’s intelligence based on their grammar and punctuation. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and you use them incorrectly, then chances are I’m going to assume that you just aren’t all that bright. Don’t take it personally. You’re still a good person. You still have many redeeming qualities. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘dumb’
One night several years ago, I went to a hockey game with some friends of mine. While we were there, a blond that knew my friend sat down to visit with us. She had long blond hair and a big set of eyes that kept staring at me as I talked. At first I thought [...]
I admit it. I judge books by their covers. Not only that, but I’ve gotten pretty good at it too. I try to be fair. I try to keep my judgments to myself. And I try to give people the opportunity to change my mind and prove my assessments false. Often I find however, that my snap-judgments are [...]
Matt says: Well hello little miss cryptic. What’s up with you?? Girl says: cryptic? what does that mean exactly? Is that like a night owl? Matt says: cryptic?? you don’t know what cryptic means?? you’re a college graduate seriously? Girl says: is it like ghostly Matt says: wow wow i’m at a loss Girl says: [...]
This has nothing to do with today’s comic strip, but I am SO unbelievably happy that the National League finally beat those American League DH-swinging pansies. I am not going to turn this into a rant about how absolutely WRONG the designated hitter rule is. I am not going to write an endless barrage of well constructed arguments to [...]
06/14/2007 I had to say goodbye to all my kids yesterday. It was hard. I hope they enjoy their summer and that I see them again soon. Now I need a new job. And yes, I do hate reality television.
08/23/2006 – And the story progresses… These days there are a few things that really give me joy in life. And one of them starts again today!! 08/19/2006 – Over two years ago we started this story line. In preparation of actually continuing it, I thought it’d be wise to rerun the first two strips. [...]
Sad But True
by Matt Taylor on July 3, 2006 at 12:00 am07/03/2006 – This one’s been in the works for some time, but finals week delayed it a bit. The quotes in the strip are all authentic. Sad, but true… A few weeks ago I started tracking visits to the site. It’s been fun to see where visitors are from. We’ve had visits from just about [...]