‘Fess up. You’re all a bunch of stalkers. You know it, and I know it. You’re not fooling anybody. You’re sitting there at your little desk, clicking around on all those social networking sites. You’re smiling to yourself because that popular girl from your youth is totally overweight now. Or maybe your ex looks like [...]
The best way is the sneaky way. Once upon a time, in a faraway distant land we like to call high school, I sat at a desk in an American History class. But this wasn’t just any desk, oh no. This wasn’t some crude plastic chair that was bolted to one square foot of particle [...]
I have always been a helpless romantic. In the 3rd grade, I had a crush on a girl in my class. Truth be told, I had liked her from the moment I first laid eyes on her in preschool 4 years earlier. You can sit there and tell me that a preschooler couldn’t possibly fall [...]
This was a fun one to make. And I didn’t even plan it. Sometimes when you’ve written for characters long enough, they start to write themselves. This is one of those strips that the characters wrote themselves. Took me by surprise as well. But what does it mean?!? Are Michael and Wendy back together? Is [...]
Ahh, New Years. An excuse for me to stay up late and kiss women. As if I needed an excuse to stay up late and kiss women. Now I just need to find some women who find cartoonists terribly alluring. And then once I do, all that sweet New Years kissin’ will be all mine. [...]
I really need to get me some of this Mistletoe stuff. All you have to do is stand under it and you’re given a free pass to kissing! How sweet is that?!?! I’ve never really taken advantage of this holiday tradition. Where does one go to purchase this gloriously wondrous plant with magical properties? I’ve never seen [...]
Do women actually do this? Do they keep guys around to make other guys jealous? I don’t really know. Someone please enlighten me.
I judge a person’s intelligence based on their grammar and punctuation. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and you use them incorrectly, then chances are I’m going to assume that you just aren’t all that bright. Don’t take it personally. You’re still a good person. You still have many redeeming qualities. [...]
One night several years ago, I went to a hockey game with some friends of mine. While we were there, a blond that knew my friend sat down to visit with us. She had long blond hair and a big set of eyes that kept staring at me as I talked. At first I thought [...]
A friend of mine once tried to push me to date a girl that I wasn’t really excited about. She insisted that my feelings for this girl might develop over time if I would just “give her a chance.” So I tried. I rationalized. I told myself I wasn’t dating anyone else, so it would [...]