It has been well documented that girls only like guys with skills. So it should come as no surprise then, that women prefer a man who can actually take care of himself in some capacity. I suspect this means a steady job or income, the skill of dressing oneself, and the ability to not run [...]
Once upon a time, I got a random text message from someone named Alex. Alex was inviting me to go out with him to the Garlic Festival. There was really only one problem with that: I didn’t know Alex, and he was somehow under the impression that my name was Sheila. Ok, that’s two problems. But you see [...]
I hate date planning. Dates used to be so simple: A dinner, some delicious milkshakes, maybe a movie. It’s so much more complicated now. Women expect so much more. They want to be taken somewhere new and exciting. Dinner and a movie just isn’t good enough anymore. I’m constantly worrying about how to keep a [...]
A very happy Singles Awareness Day to all of my single readers. I feel your pain. Hang in there. ~Matt
I have a car. It’s a wonderful little car, and I like it. It’s also old. And kind of falling apart. And kind of held together by duct tape… I inherited my little gold sedan from my father who drove it to and from work everyday. It’s been a good car over the years, despite [...]
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Everybody needs a good wingman. Someone to help you get in the door. Someone to help you look cool. Someone to fill in any awkward pauses in conversation, or to distract your date’s friend so you can have a little alone time. As long as there were men there were wingmen. Even before there were airplanes, there [...]
Once upon a time, I dated a girl. She was quite attractive, despite the fact that I have since decided she was most assuredly the spawn of Satan. At the time, men were constantly drooling over her and showering her with compliments of how attractive she was. One day while spending an afternoon together talking, she [...]
Self control is important. We all need to have self control. Take your job for example. There you are, sitting at your super enticing desk, with your super enticing paperwork piling up around you. That paperwork can be oh so enticing. I know you’re just DYING to jump right in with reckless abandon and get [...]
Throughout all ages, beautiful women have had the power to cause men to become helpless and stupefied. They literally remove thoughts and words from our mouth and leave us with nothing but the most clueless expressions. I know this from personal experience. Once upon a time, in a far away land called junior high school, there was [...]