Matt auditions for the role of “man.”
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Posts Tagged ‘acting’
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I swear I have nightmares like this. Waking up screaming and drenched in a cold sweat nightmares. Nightmares just like this.
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Why?!?!? Why do these great injustices keep happening in the world?!? I don’t think I can take it anymore!!
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Sometimes I wish life was a movie. Think about it. I could get my copy of the screenplay and play my part accordingly. It would make acting the part of my character so much easier. I wouldn’t have to fear social situations or have any anxieties in life because I’m acting. It’s easy to be the [...]
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Makeup! I should write something here about makeup. … I got nothing. Sorry. I’ll do better next week.
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How to become a famous Hollywood celebrity (listed in order of critical importance): 1. Be really, really, really ridiculously good looking. 2. Learn to act. Y’know. If you can. No big thing though. Clearly you can do without that part.
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Someday I will make a movie. It will be glorious. I’ve even finished the first draft of my screenplay. So all I really need is the one-hundred thousand or so dollars to produce it. Sounds totally doable. Let’s just check the old bank account here… Oh. Well crap. Hmm. Ok so we won’t be starting [...]
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Movies today with their big budgets and fancy effects really don’t come close to movies of the past. The other day as I was eating dinner, I was flipping through channels on the TV and discovered that the 1938 rendition of Robin Hood was airing. I ended up watching almost the whole thing. You see [...]
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Here at Raccoon Toons, Matt Cain is our favorite baseball player. It’s not just because of his incredible pitching. It’s not just because of his presence on the mound in a baseball game. It’s not just because of his amazing consistency in excellence. And it’s not because he leads my fantasy baseball teams to victory virtually every [...]
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Not long ago, I was visiting Los Angeles. While there we went to an art showing at a relative’s. I really wanted to fit into this Hollywood scene as best I could, so I put on my most expensive jeans, one of my classiest wide collared shirts, and tried to furrow my brow a lot. [...]
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