So I never really watched much wrestling as a kid. But I do have this one memory. I was probably about nine, and was invited to stay over at a friend’s house. For our enjoyment, he had rented a video (yes, that’s right, a VHS cassette tape…I am that old) of WWF wrestling Thanksgiving Smack [...]
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I had this friend once, who called me up one day to tell me that she had a bunch of protein powder she didn’t want anymore. She wondered if I wanted it. Of course I wanted it I explained, but I wondered why she didn’t. “I don’t think it’s working for me,” she explained. “What [...]
I have skinny legs. I’m working on it. For the month of October I will be updating the comic strips SIX days a week! That means you’ll have a new comic strip every Monday-Saturday! If you like the comic strips and enjoy reading them on a daily basis I would encourage you to make a [...]
For the month of October I will be updating the comic strips SIX days a week! That means you’ll have a new comic strip every Monday-Saturday! If you like the comic strips and enjoy reading them on a daily basis I would encourage you to make a donation to the website in addition to visiting [...]
It’s Monday! Wait…it’s Monday?!?! That’s right, for the month of October I will be updating the comic strips SIX days a week! That means you’ll have a new comic strip every Monday-Saturday! That’s a lot more than just on Wednesdays! So enjoy and check back daily for new comic strips! If you like the comic [...]
For the record, I have totally beat Super Mario Bros. in under 15 min, using only 1 life. Yup. I have witnesses. It might be one of my proudest accomplishments in life. And that’s really sad. Just a little late getting this one up today on account of a massive motherboard fail. Not cool.
It’s A Hard Knock Life
by Matt Taylor on September 22, 2010 at 12:29 amI always think it’s funny when people argue about who’s life is worse. I mean really, when it’s all over, how do you tell who won??
Matt says: Well hello little miss cryptic. What’s up with you?? Girl says: cryptic? what does that mean exactly? Is that like a night owl? Matt says: cryptic?? you don’t know what cryptic means?? you’re a college graduate seriously? Girl says: is it like ghostly Matt says: wow wow i’m at a loss Girl says: [...]
Movie Star, Homeless Guy, it’s All the Same…
by Matt Taylor on September 8, 2010 at 12:29 amI need more work. If you would like to see “Raccoon Toons” printed in your local newspaper, write to your local editor and let them know!! It really helps! Send a letter to your local paper! Email them and tell them what you like about the cartoon! Send them our website address! Do it! Do [...]
It’s true, apparently. On average, good looking people make more money than their not-so-camera-friendly counterparts. Puts eye candy in a whole new perspective doesn’t it? Does that mean you have a higher chance of getting hired if you look like “Edward” from those “Twilight” movies? Well…certainly not if I was the one doing the hiring. [...]