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You know you had a good Halloween party when you’re just getting in at 4:45am. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!
I know there’s plenty of Halloween parties that are starting up this weekend. (And baseball parties too!!) Have fun, be safe, and wear lots of black and orange!
I totally bought a watermelon to carve instead of a pumpkin this year. I’m very excited about it. I haven’t carved it yet, but I’ve been looking forward to it all week. Not only is it going to be awesome, but I’m going to have delicious watermelon to eat afterwards. Win-Win.
Halloween. Haunted houses. Costumes. Candy. Um…trick or treating… I’m sorry. I should be writing about something Halloween related, but the truth is I can’t focus at all because the Giants are in the WORLD SERIES!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nothing Motivates Like Crying Children
by Matt Taylor on October 26, 2010 at 12:29 amI used to work in an after school program at an elementary school and every year we would create a “haunted house” at our site. We also put a lot of hard work and effort into it. But I’d be lying if I said we weren’t also trying to scare the snot out of everyone [...]
Is it just me, or is Halloween becoming less of a holiday for the kids, and more of a holiday for scantily clad sorority girls? I’m not going to turn this into a rant about current trends in women’s costumes. But I will say this: Underwear ≠ Costume. I mean seriously. I’m as attracted to beautiful women [...]
Do women actually do this? Do they keep guys around to make other guys jealous? I don’t really know. Someone please enlighten me.
I judge a person’s intelligence based on their grammar and punctuation. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and you use them incorrectly, then chances are I’m going to assume that you just aren’t all that bright. Don’t take it personally. You’re still a good person. You still have many redeeming qualities. [...]
One night several years ago, I went to a hockey game with some friends of mine. While we were there, a blond that knew my friend sat down to visit with us. She had long blond hair and a big set of eyes that kept staring at me as I talked. At first I thought [...]