Not too long ago I was a finalist for a very fancy “dream job” for Major League Baseball. They wanted someone who could write well, who would be entertaining on camera, and who lives for baseball. Needless to say, I was a prime candidate even before they received my awesome video. They ended up flying [...]
Every week I sit here and do my little comic strip. I have a nice little schedule I keep. I typically create the comic strips on Mondays, and then write these snarky little blog posts on Tuesdays. Then they get posted every Wednesday at 12:29 am (y’know because you’ll do fine with twenty-nine). Some months [...]
I have decided there is something in a woman’s DNA that causes in her, an inexplicable and uncontrollable urge to play mind games with unsuspecting members of the opposite sex. Something in her genetic makeup causes this behavior, I’m sure of it. Last weekend I attended a large social event of hundreds of people. Due [...]
Guys, we’ve been lied to. Turns out, not everything we see in the movies actually works in real life. I know, crazy right? But it’s the cold hard truth. We’ve endured countless chick flicks to make our dates happy, and all of them tell pretty much the same story. 2 guys. 1 girl. Guys fight [...]
There’s a new Fortune Box up! Click to get your fortune read!! As much of the animation on the site, this is Flash content, so turn off any Flash blockers and if you’re on a portable device that doesn’t support Flash (I’m looking at YOU Apple…), go use a real computer.
Encounters. There’s an interesting word. I’m not talking about those close ones from the 3rd kind. I’m talking about those dreadfully unpleasant ones. The ones you take all precautions to avoid. Those terribly uncomfortable and awkward ones. I think we’ve all probably got people in life that we’d love nothing more than to NEVER SEE [...]
The above comic strip is full of clever subtext. If you don’t get it, you probably need to go back and read the last several comic strips. You can start at the beginning of this storyline by clicking here. I don’t go out to dinner very often. In fact, I try to avoid it most of [...]
I was actually a waiter once. I worked at a popular grilling establishment which I frequented as a youth. It was one of those jobs that I’m grateful I did, but which I will never do again. As so many servers can attest, you have a lot of interesting experiences when you work in a restaurant. [...]
The latest Press Conference is up! If you have a question you’d like to ask one of the members of Raccoon Toons, send it in! You can write your question, or you can even record your question and sent it to us in an email! If the quality is usable and it’s clean, we’ll use it! Also, today [...]
There’s nothing worse than another guy stealing your girl. If there’s one thing that television and movies have taught us, it’s that everyone hates that guy. Everyone. It’s happened to me. Obviously the girl couldn’t have been in her right mind (obviously…), but it has happened to me nonetheless. At the time, I was young [...]