Once upon a time, I got a random text message from someone named Alex. Alex was inviting me to go out with him to the Garlic Festival. There was really only one problem with that: I didn’t know Alex, and he was somehow under the impression that my name was Sheila. Ok, that’s two problems. But you see [...]
Happy Opening Day baseball fans!! May our season be filled with homeruns, daring plays, flirtations with 98mph, and a good strike-out-to-walk ratio. Also, MATT CAIN!!!
We’re almost there people. Just a little more. Just one more week. We can do this. One more week and life begins anew. One more week and that beautiful and glorious game known as baseball season will begin it’s yearly rebirth, thus freeing us from the shackles of the cold and miserable winter. And we, [...]
See this button below? Hit the button. Do it. You know you want to. If you hit the button, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Today’s topic: How to get out of a speeding ticket. First, I should probably disclose that I’ve gotten “a few” speeding tickets. I should also probably disclose that [...]
Ok. First thing’s first. Before I write my entry this week all of you need to head on over to facebook-land and “like” our newly re-branded page. Even if you were already a fan before, chances are you were removed from the page during the re-branding, so you need to click that “like” button again [...]
I still remember the first time I was caught speeding. I was driving through Nevada, at a somewhat impressive speed. (By the way, in case any of you were curious, my Saturn’s engine tops out at 103mph.) The police officer was pretty cool though. On the ticket he wrote that I was only going 5 [...]
I’ve been out of town and I’ve been eating like crud. You know you have a problem when the drive thru guys start to recognize your car and have your order ready before you even open your mouth…
I hate date planning. Dates used to be so simple: A dinner, some delicious milkshakes, maybe a movie. It’s so much more complicated now. Women expect so much more. They want to be taken somewhere new and exciting. Dinner and a movie just isn’t good enough anymore. I’m constantly worrying about how to keep a [...]
A very happy Singles Awareness Day to all of my single readers. I feel your pain. Hang in there. ~Matt
I am not in town. And in case you missed it, I updated 5 days a week last month. That was pretty flippin’ awesome of me. I’m not in town this week to do a comic strip, so you get this: an informative list of things that maybe you didn’t know about Raccoon Toons. [...]