San Francisco Giants – 2012 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!
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This is the written part of my post where I craft a literary masterpiece of hilarious wit and/or pure genius. But guess what? The Giants are in THE WORLD SERIES. And I also happen to be on vacation. So any chance I had of focusing long enough to write something clever in this space has completely [...]
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If you’ve ever been a sports fan, then you understand the delicate concept of jinxes. The notion that every little action can and will have an adverse effect on the outcome. Baseball in particular, perhaps because it is our nation’s oldest [and therefore most awesome] sport seems to permeate with these various forms of superstitions. Players of course [...]
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Recently I bought a new universal remote control. It’s not just any remote control. It’s a beautiful wonderful device that will control all of my components where lesser remotes failed. It has learning capabilities, programmable buttons and Bluetooth technology. It is the master remote. The “one remote.” One remote to rule them all. Unfortunately, I do not always get control of [...]
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Busy busy!! I have been SO busy!! I basically had no weekend. I worked longer on Friday and then did a video shoot on Saturday. Somehow I managed to babysit my niece and nephews on Sunday. And then this week I’ve been working a big job with a bunch of Mexican CEOs. Because I love that sweet [...]
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Freeloader. Slacker. Mooch. Sponge. Locust. Bottom feeder. Bum. We all know one of these people. The guy who never brings anything to the table. The guy in the group who expects you to do all the work and then share in the credit. The guy who is always short a couple bucks. The guy who [...]
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It has been well documented that girls only like guys with skills. So it should come as no surprise then, that women prefer a man who can actually take care of himself in some capacity. I suspect this means a steady job or income, the skill of dressing oneself, and the ability to not run [...]
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Sometimes I can’t help but think about random things. The great questions of our day. Why DOES toast taste different than normal bread? Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? Why don’t we eat yellow snow? The answers to such great and mysterious questions [...]
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I have been having a lot of weird dreams lately. I suppose they could be the result of a creative mind trying to make sense of the troubled and uncertain future. But I think it’s more likely the result of drinking a large quart of chocolate milk right before bed. They do make for interesting [...]
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There’s just so much to do! I have all these ingenious little creative projects I want to work on. But people keep wanting my money. What’s up with that?? And so to appease them, I give them my money. Except then I don’t have any money. And money buys food and milk. And I like [...]
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