Admit it. It’s your lifelong dream to be drawn into a Raccoon Toons comic strip. Of course it is. I mean, if it isn’t your lifelong dream, then your dream is stupid and you should get another dream. Like being drawn into a Raccoon Toons comic strip for example. There. Glad we’re all on the [...]
Today’s comic strip features last year’s “Who Wants to Be In a Comic Strip?” contest! Congratulations once again to Bob Slye of Los Altos, CA!! Thank you for reading!! So you know what that means… Time for another contest!! That’s right, this year’s “Who Wants to Be In a Comic Strip?” contest is right around [...]
I’m not picky. Everyone says I’m picky. I’m not. I’m not picky. I’m selective. It’s totally not the same thing. At all. But honestly even if I WAS picky, is that such a bad thing? In a world where serious and committed relationships often end in heartbreak or disaster, shouldn’t I be a little selective? [...]
-Scroll down to see the super awesome collection of Raccoon Toons Valentine’s Day Cards!- I think as human beings, we all need a little romance in our lives from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a lot. Simple things will suffice. I’ve decided that there is simply no substitute for that rush of [...]
Sometimes you have no idea how a date is going to turn out. After many years of dating, I have discovered that people still surprise you even when you think you have everything all figured out. This could be good or bad. I remember for example, taking a girl to dinner and discovering that she [...]
I was once told that women like spontaneity. Only I don’t think that’s actually true. Sure, all you girls would just love it if some guy with great hair who you’d secretly been stalking on the internet walked up to you and said in his deep and masculine voice “hey, this is so sudden and [...]
I’ve written at length on the topic of date planning in the past, so I won’t rehash my views concerning the matter. Instead, I will take this opportunity to discourse on something that is really important: Um…ok I got nothing. I’m sorry. I woke up early for a job this morning and no matter how [...]
I’ve complained about this before. Hollywood is out of ideas. And I’m not just talking about Avatar although that is a pretty blatant rip-off from movies that came before. Actually, you know what? I’m just going to come out and say it. I AM just talking about Avatar. I mean really. You all went ga-ga [...]
Those who know me well may have noticed that I avoid using foul language. As a youth I had a standing arrangement with my best friends who knew that if they swore in my presence they were to receive a painful slug to the arm. Obviously that proved to be of benefit to them as [...]
My goodness how time flies. Here we are again. Where is the time going?? Where is it flying to?!? What the heck time?!? I thought we were friends… In years past, I have made my stance on resolutions abundantly clear. Just to refresh your memory, I think they’re dumb. I think this holiday is dumb. And [...]