Readers! Don’t fall into the trap! You only have a week and a half left to enter this month’s contest! It’s free to enter, and super fast and easy, and the winner will be featured in a future Raccoon Toons comic strip!! Yes, YOU can be IN the comic strip! Want to be IN a [...]
“I’m going in.” I’m pretty sure these words are always a prelude to being awesome. Just saying them aloud makes you want to go kick some mass and take some names. It makes you want to complete the most daredevil of schemes and the most risky of operations. They turn you into the biggest, baddest, [...]
Yes. There actually IS a “Golden Toaster of Toastisity.” It’s here on my bookshelf. And it is glorious. It was prepared for a noble and marvelous mission of sorts. But the mission was scrapped due to weather conditions, and due to the fact that it probably isn’t a good idea to have people dressed in [...]
Ok. It’s true. I admit it. I AM trying to take over the world. We’re getting there. Slowly but surely. One cartoon at a time I’m carefully gaining territory, until finally that fateful and glorious day will arrive and I will rule mightily from my cartoon-raccoon empire. HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! But don’t worry. I will be [...]
Code phrases are a very critical part of spy craft. You cannot hope to have an effective mission without including the proper code phrases. Failure to do so would be detrimental to your cause. Here’s a few good code phrases that have been battle tested and are Matt approved: “The crow flies at midnight.” “The [...]
This month Raccoon Toons is updating 4 days a week! We’re also holding our annual contest in which one lucky winner will be chosen at random to be drawn into a future Raccoon Toons comic strip! So, if YOU want a chance to be featured in an upcoming comic strip (and I know you do), [...]
I don’t get much mail anymore. Well, I guess I never did get much mail. But I get even less now. I’m sure we have the digital world to thank for that. Thanks digital world. Thanks a lot. Now my mailbox AND my email box are BOTH full of useless junk. I miss the days [...]
Caller ID. It’s changed the world. Everyone knows who you are. It’s just not fair. Gone are the days you can prank call those people that annoy you and ask them if their “refrigerator is running.” No more can you answer your sister’s private line in an Australian accent and pretend that the unwitting caller has somehow inadvertently dialed [...]
Happy Wednesday! In case you missed the news, Raccoon Toons is updating 4 days a week for the month of March!! Whoo!! We’re also holding our annual “Who Wants To Be In a Comic Strip?” contest! One lucky winner will be featured in an upcoming Raccoon Toons comic strip! You have until the end of [...]
For the month of March, Raccoon Toons will be updated FOUR days a week! Yes!! So be sure to check back frequently to get your fix of cartoon raccoons. Because raccoons + cartoons = awesome!” Our “WWTBIACS?” contest is well under way! Do you want to be featured in an upcoming comic strip?? Stupid question. [...]