Have a very happy Independence Day!! ~Matt
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I’m super crazy busy and needed a little help this week. So today’s comic strip comes to us courtesy of Gabriel Reed. Gabriel is a long time Raccoon Toons reader and creator of his own comic strip: Vise Verca. Thanks again Gabriel for helping me out on short notice! And now, as has become custom [...]
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Sometimes writing for different characters can be a bit of a challenge. Recently I finished the first draft of my -cough- highly anticipated screenplay, and I find that the character that gave me the most difficulty was my main protagonist. I worried sometimes that he was being overshadowed by more dynamic characters, and that his [...]
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Someday I will make a movie. It will be glorious. I’ve even finished the first draft of my screenplay. So all I really need is the one-hundred thousand or so dollars to produce it. Sounds totally doable. Let’s just check the old bank account here… Oh. Well crap. Hmm. Ok so we won’t be starting [...]
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Movies today with their big budgets and fancy effects really don’t come close to movies of the past. The other day as I was eating dinner, I was flipping through channels on the TV and discovered that the 1938 rendition of Robin Hood was airing. I ended up watching almost the whole thing. You see [...]
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This is a conversation I have had far too often. These people. Just pay attention. For the love of Pete, just PAY ATTENTION. Maybe if you pay attention, you’ll know why the protagonist is going to that place. If you listen,you’ll comprehend what his motives are for saying that pelicans aren’t to be left alone [...]
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Everyone wants my money. I don’t understand it. The rent people want my money. The gas people want my money. The insurance people want my money. The phone people want my money. The tax people want my money. Crap. That reminds me I owe my accountant money… See?!?! EVERYONE wants my money. I don’t understand [...]
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I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick. Scoff at my clever strategy if you must, but everything is going according to plan. You see, the first step is to go about your daily business like nothing is wrong. Inside the germs get all confused. “Wait…what’s going on?? He should be coughing up a [...]
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We’ve all heard the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness.” I’m assuming that’s true. I wouldn’t know. I’d love to test it out though.
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I am a fantasy champion. Other fantasy managers quake in my online presence. They study my strategies and methods, hoping to match my success. But no one can compete with my vast knowledge and competitive drive to win. I’ve won 5 championships. My trophy case is well stocked. My winning percentage is ridiculous. My teams have all [...]
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