It’s flu season folks. Let’s stay healthy. For your general well being, I have prepared a handy list of instructions that will help you stay healthy this winter season. 1. Go to sleep. I’m not sure why, but every night around 12:00 am I kind of get tired. It’s so weird. It’s almost as if [...]
It’s been a very busy week, so today’s update comes in the form of a cartoon from a few years ago that was never officially posted on the site. It was an easter egg that was at the end of the Sell-Out Informercial, and was later posted to YouTube, but it’s very possible many of the regular [...]
I have no idea how old I am. No idea. Everyone should forget how old they are. It is the most liberating feeling one can imagine…except maybe buying milk in one’s underwears. That would be pretty liberating too.
And here we are. A new year upon us. Seems like only yesterday I was writing my new year’s post for 2013. Which reminds me, I think I made some resolutions last year. Oh shoot. We should probably go back and take a look at those. Alright. Let’s review last year’s goals and see how [...]
Merry Christmas from Raccoon Toons!
Ok, but really, just think about it for a second. I mean, that’s not natural. There is something seriously wrong with that guy. What’s really messed up is while all those elves were making toys and all the other reindeer were being jerks and playing reindeer games, Rudolph was clearly in need of SERIOUS MEDICAL [...]
Once upon a time, when I was young and stupid and didn’t know any better, I actually wished that I lived someplace where it snowed. I had never seen snow, except of course in cartoons. And the cartoons always made snow seem like sooooo much fun. I envisioned huge enormous snowball fights with huge enormous [...]
Another Thanksgiving is upon us. And I wanted to once again express my thanks for all of you who visit Raccoon Toons and enjoy the website. You guys are the coolest. I’ve said it many times before, but it’s worth repeating: I’d be doing this even if no one bothered to look at them. But [...]
